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jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by toneman2121 on 2011-03-25 04:47:04

how much cocaine did charlie sheen do?   enough to kill two and a half men



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by fester2000 on 2011-03-25 05:27:03

toneman2121 wrote:

how much cocaine did charlie sheen do?   enough to kill two and a half men

Ha! Made me chuckle.

Here's my half decent clean joke:  What do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs do?  Stay up at night, wondering if there is a Dog.

Cheers,

Fester2k



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by toneman2121 on 2011-03-25 08:45:40

yuk, yuk, yuk



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by desso on 2011-03-27 08:32:11

My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.

I asked her , 'Do you know him?'

'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by TheRealZap on 2011-03-27 09:28:41

did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

he sold his soul to Santa.



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by ECLIMAX13 on 2011-03-29 16:43:21

two guys walked into a bar......and it hurt

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes.....nothing, you already told her twice

what do you call a woman with two black eyes.....a poor listener

in no way do i condone violence against woman on the last two jokes...they are just for fun



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by toneman2121 on 2011-03-29 17:17:52

yeah, that's it. keep'em comin'.

why is it impossible to starve in the desert? because of all the sand which is (sandwiches) there.



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by ECLIMAX13 on 2011-03-29 17:20:12

i only replied to this because of your dog



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by toneman2121 on 2011-03-29 17:29:24

that's my daughter's dog. he's a heavy duty gentile giant. i love him.



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by LouSiffer on 2011-03-29 21:49:30

Do you know what the difference is between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by toneman2121 on 2011-03-30 02:51:45

hee hee hee



Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
by aaron__aardvark on 2011-03-30 22:35:23

How do you know when the drum riser is level?  When the drummer is drooling equally on both sides of his mouth.




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