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  1. Phew! I thought I was going to be left alone for the night, now I have the monkey man to entertain me. How's the monkey man going tonight?
  2. Now that the failure has left the building, who else is available to entertain me?
  3. No wait, please don't go, I like watching you cry about your terrible synthesiser tone. I need you! Defend yourself some more please.
  4. Actually it makes perfect sense. Can your synthesiser not calculate BPM properly? I mean it's bad enough that your tone sounds awful and you're pretending it was done on a guitar (which it isn't because you can't play one), but you can't even get the timing right. Talk about failure.
  5. You don't get it, do you. Your attempt was terrible. There is no need to be upset.
  6. It's funny because it sounds like a robotic synthesiser, but then if it was, you should be hitting all the notes and you aren't, so therefore, it might be a cheap, failing robotic synthesiser that can't calculate BPM. Get it? Anyway, this is bad. Now I'm even more convinced this tone cannot be replicated.
  7. *sigh* how could you not realise that was the point? That's what is so funny about it.
  8. Dude I just listened to your attempt again. It was so bad. Not only could you not hit the notes properly, but it actually sounded like a robotic synthesiser. You are a failure. Also the "monkey dance" saying is only funny when the other guy does it. Sorry pal.
  9. That picture was perfect because everyone is getting bored of you justifying yourself instead of accepting the sad reality that it really was a pathetic clip. When are we going to hear a new attempt on the verse? I'm waiting patiently.
  10. You're boring. At least diversify in what you post.
  11. Yes folks, I encourage everyone to go and listen to his pathetic attempt at the verse. The laugh you'll get out of it is priceless.
  12. List of people banned from attempting this again due to their previous failures: AlexKenivel
  13. And it was really bad. You should be embarrassed by even pretending that such an attempt was remotely near.
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