itsslash
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Any takers?
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Phew! I thought I was going to be left alone for the night, now I have the monkey man to entertain me. How's the monkey man going tonight?
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Now that the failure has left the building, who else is available to entertain me?
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No wait, please don't go, I like watching you cry about your terrible synthesiser tone. I need you! Defend yourself some more please.
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Actually it makes perfect sense. Can your synthesiser not calculate BPM properly? I mean it's bad enough that your tone sounds awful and you're pretending it was done on a guitar (which it isn't because you can't play one), but you can't even get the timing right. Talk about failure.
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You don't get it, do you. Your attempt was terrible. There is no need to be upset.
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It's funny because it sounds like a robotic synthesiser, but then if it was, you should be hitting all the notes and you aren't, so therefore, it might be a cheap, failing robotic synthesiser that can't calculate BPM. Get it? Anyway, this is bad. Now I'm even more convinced this tone cannot be replicated.
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*sigh* how could you not realise that was the point? That's what is so funny about it.
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Dude I just listened to your attempt again. It was so bad. Not only could you not hit the notes properly, but it actually sounded like a robotic synthesiser. You are a failure. Also the "monkey dance" saying is only funny when the other guy does it. Sorry pal.
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That picture was perfect because everyone is getting bored of you justifying yourself instead of accepting the sad reality that it really was a pathetic clip. When are we going to hear a new attempt on the verse? I'm waiting patiently.
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You're boring. At least diversify in what you post.
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Yes folks, I encourage everyone to go and listen to his pathetic attempt at the verse. The laugh you'll get out of it is priceless.
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List of people banned from attempting this again due to their previous failures: AlexKenivel
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And it was really bad. You should be embarrassed by even pretending that such an attempt was remotely near.
