for the guy who can tell me where this came from

This program utilizes the RSA MD5 Message-Digest Algorithm.  Copyright � 1991-92, RSA Data Security, Inc. This program proudly uses the following free software: ZLib compression library (www.zlib.org) Expat XML Parser toolkit, Copyright (c) 1998, 1999, 2000 Thai Open Source Software Center Ltd ======================================= Jupiter issued a proclamation to all the beasts of the forest and promised a royal reward to the one whose offspring should be deemed the handsomest.  The Monkey came with the rest and presented, with all a mother's tenderness, a flat-nosed, hairless, ill-featured young Monkey as a candidate for the promised reward.  A general laugh saluted her on the presentation of her son.  She resolutely said, "I know not whether Jupiter will allot the prize to my son, but this I do know, that he is at least in the eyes of me his mother, the dearest, handsomest, and most beautiful of all."  -AESOP "The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him."-R.Benchley "Monkeys are superior to men in this: when a monkey looks into a mirror, he sees a monkey."-M.D.Chazal "The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches."-R.M.Hutchins "If we complain about the tune, there is no reason to attack the monkey when the organ grinder is present."-A.Bevan