Currently Being ModeratedMar 25, 2011 10:34 AM (in response to toneman2121)Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
how much cocaine did charlie sheen do? enough to kill two and a half men
Ha! Made me chuckle.
Here's my half decent clean joke: What do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs do? Stay up at night, wondering if there is a Dog.
Currently Being ModeratedMar 27, 2011 8:32 AM (in response to toneman2121)Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
Currently Being ModeratedMar 29, 2011 4:43 PM (in response to toneman2121)Re: jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
two guys walked into a bar......and it hurt
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes.....nothing, you already told her twice
what do you call a woman with two black eyes.....a poor listener
in no way do i condone violence against woman on the last two jokes...they are just for fun