toneman2121 wrote:

 

how much cocaine did charlie sheen do?   enough to kill two and a half men

Ha! Made me chuckle.

Here's my half decent clean joke:  What do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs do?  Stay up at night, wondering if there is a Dog.

Cheers,

Fester2k

two guys walked into a bar......and it hurt

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes.....nothing, you already told her twice

what do you call a woman with two black eyes.....a poor listener

in no way do i condone violence against woman on the last two jokes...they are just for fun

How do you know when the drum riser is level?  When the drummer is drooling equally on both sides of his mouth.