Mar 25, 2011 4:47 AM
jokes (reletively clean for the most part)
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toneman2121 wrote:
how much cocaine did charlie sheen do? enough to kill two and a half men
Ha! Made me chuckle.
Here's my half decent clean joke: What do dyslexic, agnostic insomniacs do? Stay up at night, wondering if there is a Dog.
Cheers,
Fester2k
yuk, yuk, yuk
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her , 'Do you know him?'
'Yes,' she sighed, ' He's my old boyfriend... I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' I said, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
he sold his soul to Santa.
two guys walked into a bar......and it hurt
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes.....nothing, you already told her twice
what do you call a woman with two black eyes.....a poor listener
in no way do i condone violence against woman on the last two jokes...they are just for fun
yeah, that's it. keep'em comin'.
why is it impossible to starve in the desert? because of all the sand which is (sandwiches) there.
i only replied to this because of your dog
that's my daughter's dog. he's a heavy duty gentile giant. i love him.
Do you know what the difference is between a pick pocket and a peeping tom? A pick pocket snatches watches.
hee hee hee
How do you know when the drum riser is level? When the drummer is drooling equally on both sides of his mouth.![]()
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