Re your heartfelt P.S.

...So do I, ...man, so do I ! 

Those Countryman foamies will be perfect, fitting far better than Amazon's Tetra-Teknica "dozen for the price of one", but (like nearly all of the "brand name" ones out there) it is a heck of a lot to pay for a few square millimetres of expanded polyurethane.

Generally speaking, however, my preference is for the better blast filtering and road-shock protection afforded by oversize windgags, even if I do have to resort to my "Silastic Goo" technique to keep them on.

Just remember to keep any such "goo" to a minimum, ...well clear of the microphones' acoustic inlet openings.