I somewhat consider myself a Helix Fanboy. When I was looking for solutions with a Helix issue, I did not get good information from this forum. The folks on this forum are defensive and they can be because they spend a lot of time here. It's their community. If you want real solutions for the Helix with accurate and intelligent commentary, you can go to TGP. I rarely suggest telling someone to go to TGP because there are way more opinions there than here, but they have at least one Line 6 employee who represents the company well and was a huge help for me.
As far as the original post goes, the OP came looking for a fight and was obliged. While I was a bit surprised at the update and it's content, I can't really say that I was disappointed (I haven't even installed it yet.). With all that the Helix will currently do, I don't really see myself jonesing for more and different things when I haven't really scratched the surface with the unit's current capabilities.