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Nice going Line 6 on the new front page of the web site. Gotta pump FireHawk. I get it. It looks good! My question is, why wouldn't have a guitarist using a JTV guitar along with a DT50? Or how about the new Variax Standard and a line 6 Spider or Amplifi?

 

Seems like a missed opportunity.

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Nice going Line 6 on the new front page of the web site. Gotta pump FireHawk. I get it. It looks good! My question is, why wouldn't have a guitarist using a JTV guitar along with a DT50? Or how about the new Variax Standard and a line 6 Spider or Amplifi?

 

Seems like a missed opportunity.

 

Two reasons: 1) Because nobody pays attention to anything anymore, and too many choices confuses people..."What did I see on the home page? FireSpider, AmpliHawk, DT50 Standard?" and 2) The Gadget Generation has the attention span of a house fly.

 

Therefore you smack your customers in the face...over and over...with the one item you really want them to buy...advertising always works that way.

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2) The Gadget Generation has the attention span of a house fly.

 

But flies can sit in one spot for quite a long time and contemplate about annoying you. Maybe a goldfish, that likely moves around a lot and has about a 1 second memory span.

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But flies can sit in one spot for quite a long time and contemplate about annoying you. Maybe a goldfish, that likely moves around a lot and has about a 1 second memory span.

 

Heeeey, Flies have have great inSight and Goldfish are BRIGHT. lol

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Heeeey, Flies have have great inSight and Goldfish are BRIGHT. lol

 

Hehe. The more you think about it, flies are really good at multi-tasking. At the same time they sit there and think of ways to annoy you, they annoy you by taunting you. "psst. c'mere, just try it! just try and swat me! you'll fail! whuuuuuooooaaaaaa ha! ha! and when you fail i'll come and suck you're blood and maybe lay a maggot under your skin! heh! 'cause not only am i fly, i'm a goddamn BOT fly!"

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Hehe. The more you think about it, flies are really good at multi-tasking. At the same time they sit there and think of ways to annoy you, they annoy you by taunting you. "psst. c'mere, just try it! just try and swat me! you'll fail! whuuuuuooooaaaaaa ha! ha! and when you fail i'll come and suck you're blood and maybe lay a maggot under your skin! heh! 'cause not only am i fly, i'm a goddamn BOT fly!"

 

Too funny, LMFAO!

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